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Christmas in Harmony (Hardcover) newly tagged “christian humor”

Wendy Merritt — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:56:12 +0000

Christmas in Harmony (Hardcover)
By Philip Gulley

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World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes (Mass Market Paperback) newly tagged “christian humor”

Wendy Merritt — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:46:06 +0000

World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes (Mass Market Paperback)
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Whoever said Christians shouldn’t enjoy a good laugh now and then? Here’s a fantastic new collection of nearly five hundred jokes that turn the mirror back on ourselves–with hilarious results. The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes contains scores of funnies involving pastors, deacons, Sunday school teachers, pew sitters, and kids–all of them clean, funny, good-natured, and often times true to life. Organized into categories, The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading or preparing sermons and speeches.

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‘Twas the Night Before Jesus Came

Wendy Merritt — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:37:03 +0000

This poem is a beautiful reminder of what Christmas is all about. This year spend time remembering the real reason for the Christmas season.

‘Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house

Not a creature was praying, not one in the house.

Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care

in hopes that Jesus would not come there.

The children were dressing to crawl into bed,

Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head.

And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap

Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap.

When out of the East there arose such a clatter,

I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash!

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here.

With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray

I knew in a moment this must by The Day!

The light of His face made me cover my head

It was Jesus! returning just like He had said.

And though I possessed wordly wisdom and wealth,

I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself.

In the Book of Life which He held in His hand

Was written the name of every saved man.

He spoke not a word as He searched for my name;

When He said “It’s not here” my head hung in shame.

The people whose names had been written with love

He gathered to take to His Father above.

With those who were ready He rose without a sound

While all the rest were left standing around.

I fell to my knees, but it was too late;

I had waited too long and thus sealed my fate.

I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight;

Oh, if only I had been ready tonight.

In the word of this poem the meaning is clear;

The coming of Jesus is drawing near.

There’s only one life and when comes the last call

We’ll find that the Bible was true after all!

Bethany Farms, Carrollton, IL

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Jesus Laughed: The Redemptive Power of Humor (Paperback) newly tagged “christian humor”

Wendy Merritt — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:47:06 +0000

Jesus Laughed: The Redemptive Power of Humor (Paperback)
By Robert Darden

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Alabaster Box – CeCe Winans by Wendy Merritt

Wendy Merritt — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:40:00 +0000

One of my favorite things to do in the whole entire world is to sing. I am not saying I am the best…but I’m not saying I’m the worst. What I am saying is that when I sing the world aligns itself and “it is well with my soul.”

I was asked to sing this song during the Lord’s Supper at our new church, Waxahachie Bible Church. I am so grateful that they let me share this. I hope this song ministers to your heart the way it has mine.

Alabaster Box - CeCe Winans
sung by Wendy Merritt at Waxahachie Bible Church

The room grew still
As she made her way to Jesus
She stumbles through the tears
That made her blind
She felt such pain
Some spoke in anger
Heard folks whisper
“There’s no place here for her kind.”
Still on she came
Through the shame that flushed her face
Until at last she knelt before HIS feet
And though she spoke no words
Everything she said was heard
As she poured her love for the MASTER
From her box of Alabaster

And I’ve to come to pour
My praise on HIM like oil
From Mary’s Alabaster Box
Don’t be angry if I wash HIS feet with my tears
And I dry them with my hair
You weren’t there the night HE found me
You did not feel what I felt
When HE wrapped HIS love all around me
And you don’t know the cost
Of the oil in my Alabaster Box

I can’t forget the way life used to be
I was a prisoner to the sin that had me bound
And I spent my days
Poured my life without measure
Into a little treasure box I thought I found
Until the day when JESUS came to me
And healed my soul with the wonder
Of HIS touch

So now I’m giving back to HIM all the praise HE’s worthy of
I’ve been forgiven and that’s why I love HIM so much

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Steve Harvey Introduces Jesus Christ

Wendy Merritt — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:50:00 +0000

I by no means think that Steve Harvey is any type of theologian but this video is very good…even if he does not realize the magnitude and Truth of what he is saying.

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Casting Crowns – The Word is Alive in Sign Language

Wendy Merritt — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:27:00 +0000

Casting Crowns – “The Word is Alive”
by Amanda and Chelsea Merritt
at Baylor Baptist Church

My daughters, Amanda and Chelsea, have been blessed by God with the gift of sign language. They had the privilege of sharing this gift with Baylor Baptist Church in Ennis, Texas in April. Their grandmother Betty Merritt would be have been honored to see them carry on her gift.

We hope you are blessed by their offering to their Heavenly Father.

Looking Out From His Throne, The Father Of Light And Of Men
Chose To Make Himself Known And Show Us The Way Back To Him
Speaking Wisdom And Truth Into The Hearts Of Peasants And Kings
He Began To Unveil The Word That Would Change The Course Of All Things

With Eyes Wide Open, All Would See

The Word Is Alive
And It Cuts Like A Sword Through The Darkness
With A Message Of Life To The Hopeless And Afraid
Breathing Life Into All Who Believe
The Word Is Alive
And The World And Its Glories Will Fade
But His Truth, It Will Not Pass Away
It Remains Yesterday And Forever The Same
The Word Is Alive

Simple Strokes On A Page
Eternity’s Secrets Revealed, Carried On From Age To Age
It Speaks Truth To Us Even Still
And As The Rain Falls From Heaven, Feeds The Earth Before It Returns
Lord, Let Your Word Fall On Us And Bring Forth The Fruit You Deserve

With Eyes Wide Open, Let Us See

The Word Is Alive
His Word Is Alive

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T.D. Jakes – Take My Life in Sign Language

Wendy Merritt — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:27:00 +0000

Bishop T.D. Jakes – “Take My Life”
by Chelsea Merritt
for her Cinderella Pageant Talent Competition

In 2008 Chelsea participated in the Cinderella Pageant. She won the talent category with this choreographed sign language / interpretive movement rendition of T.D. Jakes singing “Take My Life.”

We are so proud of you Chelsea! You won our hearts with your sign language and you won the contest with your impeccable talent.

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Casting Crowns – If We Are the Body in Sign Language

Wendy Merritt — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:47:44 +0000

Casting Crowns – If We Are the Body
by Amanda Merritt
at Baylor Baptist Church

It’s crowded in worship today
As she slips in
Trying to fade into the faces
The girls’ teasing laughter is carrying farther than they know
Farther than they know

CHORUS
But if we are the Body
Why aren’t His arms reaching
Why aren’t His hands healing
Why aren’t His words teaching
And if we are the Body
Why aren’t His feet going
Why is His love not showing them there is a way
There is a way

A traveler is far away from home
He sheds his coat
And quietly sinks into the back row
The weight of their judgmental glances tells him that his chances
Are better out on the road

Jesus paid much too high a price
For us to pick and choose who should come
And we are the Body of Christ

Chorus (2x)
If we are the body
Why aren’t His arms reaching
Why aren’t His hands healing
Why aren’t His words teaching
And if we are the body
Why aren’t His feet going
Why is His love not showing them there is a way

Jesus is the way

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4-H Texas State Winners Choreographed Routine

Wendy Merritt — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:33:17 +0000

My daughter Amanda and her best friend Matt enjoy singing with their hands. Sign Language is a blessing from God that her Grandmommy, Betty Merritt, passed down to Amanda. This song is from the movie Fighting Temptations. Amanda and Matt won the Texas State 4-H Choreographed Routine in 2006 with this song. They brought down the house! Enjoy.

Beyonce Knowles – He Still Loves Me
by Amanda Merritt & Matt Harrison

[Eddie Levert]
Dun, Dun, Dun
Dun, Na, Na, Na
Dun, Dun, Dun
Dun, Na, Dun, Na
(Come On)
Dun, Dun, Dun
Dun, Na, Na, Na, Na
(Heyyyyy)
Dun, Dun, Dun
Dun, Na, Dun, Na

[Walter Williams]
Took me a while, but i’m finally here
So i just wanna testify, make it crystal clear
(Take Ya Time)
See I’ve been picked out, to be picked on
Talked about out my friend’s mouth
I’ve been beat down, til’ he turned my life around
(Turned my life around)

[Chorus: Walter Williams]
Seems like I always fall short of being worthy
Cuz I ain’t good enough, but he still loves me (Yeah)
I ain’t no superstar, spotlight ain’t shinin’ on me (No, No, No, No, No)
Cuz I ain’t good enough,(no) but he still loves me
(Loves Me!)

[Beyonce]
I used to, wake up some days, and wished I had stayed asleep (why cant you girl)
Cuz I went to bed on top of the world, today the world’s on top of me
Now everybody’s got opinions (They Share)
They ain’t been in my position (They Don’t Care)
And it breaks my heart when I hear
what they have to say about me
(What they say about you)

[Chorus: All]
Seems like I always fall short of being worthy
Cuz I ain’t good enough, but he still loves me
I ain’t no superstar, spotlight ain’t shinin’ on me
Cuz I ain’t good enough,(no)but he still loves me
(Loves Me!)

I’m not perfect
Yes I do wrong (If you understand me sing with me)
I’m trying my best
But It aint good enough (But the Lord is so good to me)
Shunned by the world (if you shunned by the world, world, world )
If I don’t succeed (Shunned by the world)
Cuz I aint good enough (I ain’t good enough)
But he still loves me (But the Lord still loves me)

[Bridge: Angie Stone, Beyonce, Choir]
If you ain’t worthy just raise your hands
And let me know that you understand
That we are all so blessed to be loved….loved
Stand for him or fall for anything
Cuz through his eyes we all look the same
What will we do, without blame

[Chorus: All]
Seems like I always fall short of being worthy (We are not worthy)
Cuz I ain’t good enough, but he still loves me
I ain’t no superstar, spotlight ain’t shinin’ on me
Cuz I ain’t good enough,(no)but he still loves me (me me)

I’m not perfect
Yes I do wrong
I’m trying my best
But It aint good enough (But the Lord is so good to me)
Shunned by the world (if you shunned by the world)
If I don’t succeed (Shunned by the world)
Cuz I aint good enough (I ain’t good enough)
But he still loves me (But the Lord still loves me)x2

No I ain’t good enough (No, No, No, No)
But he still loves me (Raise your hands if you understand)
No I ain’t good enough (How he blesses you, coz he blessed me too)
But he still loves me (Even though I ain’t worthy)
No I aint good enough (You ain’t worthy,we ain’t worthy he’s there for you)
But he still loves me (No matter what I do)
No I aint good enough (I ain’t good enooooooooough)
But he still loves…..me (But the Lord still loves…me)

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