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Redneck Truisms

Submitted by on Monday, 30 November 20092 Comments

My Aunt Bonnie sent this to me this morning. It just cracked me up and so I had to share it with you. icon smile Redneck Truisms Enjoy these !

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow…but she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14.

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How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies… “Go ahead.”

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Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age for to 21?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder.

  1. The DNA is all the same
  2. There are no dental records

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Who invented the toothbrush?

A Redneck!!

(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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A Redneck law was just recently passed…

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governot’s Mansion burned down?

‘Yep…Prit’ Near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof…up in flames and the Governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.

State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?”

and the driver replies “Bout wut?”

A Redneck Sleigh

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That’s all folks!

Courtesy of Allan Mayz.

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About Wendy Merritt


Wendy Merritt is a stay-at-home mom from Texas. I have been self-employed for 19 years and enjoy working at home with my hubby. If I can do it! You can do it too! Celebrating Texas country living, down home cooking, family life, figuring stuff out and being a stay-at-home moxie mom computer geek.

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