Redneck Truisms
My Aunt Bonnie sent this to me this morning. It just cracked me up and so I had to share it with you. 
Enjoy these Redneck truisms!
Redneck Yard Swing
Redneck Truisms
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow…but she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14.
Redneck Cooler
Redneck Truisms
How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies… “Go ahead.”
Redneck Cellar
Redneck Truisms
Redneck Garden
Redneck Truisms
Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 21?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Redneck Limo
Redneck Truisms
Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder.
- The DNA is all the same
- There are no dental records
Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Truisms
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
Redneck Time Out
Redneck Truisms
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast
Redneck Truisms
A Redneck law was just recently passed…
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
Redneck Truisms
Did you hear that the Redneck Governot’s Mansion burned down?
‘Yep…Prit’ Near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof…up in flames and the Governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.
State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?”
and the driver replies “Bout wut?”
A Redneck Christmas Sleigh
Redneck Truisms
That’s all folks!
Courtesy of Allan Mayz.
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