Redneck Truisms
My Aunt Bonnie sent this to me this morning. It just cracked me up and so I had to share it with you.
Enjoy these Redneck truisms!
Redneck Yard Swing

Redneck Truisms
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow…but she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14.
Redneck Cooler

Redneck Truisms
How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies… “Go ahead.”
Redneck Cellar

Redneck Truisms
Redneck Garden

Redneck Truisms
Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 21?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Redneck Limo

Redneck Truisms
Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder.
- The DNA is all the same
- There are no dental records
Redneck Mailbox

Redneck Truisms
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
Redneck Time Out

Redneck Truisms
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast

Redneck Truisms
A Redneck law was just recently passed…
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair

Redneck Truisms
Did you hear that the Redneck Governot’s Mansion burned down?
‘Yep…Prit’ Near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof…up in flames and the Governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.
State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?”
and the driver replies “Bout wut?”
A Redneck Christmas Sleigh

Redneck Truisms
That’s all folks!
Courtesy of Allan Mayz.
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